It’s not easy being a man. There’s the… well, we have to learn to… and then there’s all the… hrm. You know, it’s really not that hard to be a dude. Some of us piss and moan about a few things, but really, it’s not that difficult.
As proof of that, the Men’s Expo is back in town this weekend, and it’s filled with such tomfoolery as tattoo stuff, car stuff, motorbike stuff, tool stuff, and other such man stuff. I have no doubt that there will be booths staffed by young lovelies who want us to buy whatever it is they are selling. And they will tell us how handsome and sexy we are to get us to do that. And we will buy. Oh yes, we will buy.
It’s the least we can do for a salesmodel who thinks we’re handsome and sexy.
Admission is $10, and it’s all happening at the Big Four building at Stampede Park. Show time is Saturday from noon til 9:00 pm, and Sunday from 11:00 am til 6:00 pm. Have a penis? Go enjoy the fun and frivolity that your gender all but demands of you.